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向上帝要錢Asking God for $100

好笑For you to laugh... 
 
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
一個小男孩向上帝禱告，要一百元，經過一個禮拜沒結果。

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD, USA. They decided to send it to President Obama.
他決定改用寫信向上帝要。美國郵局人員看信上收信人寫著：上帝，美國；就把信轉到白宮歐巴馬總統手上。

Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
歐巴馬總統指示秘書，給小男孩寄去五元錢，心想，為一個小男孩來說已經夠多了。

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
小男孩收到錢後，坐下來開始寫感謝函：

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C. and those assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
親愛的上帝：感謝您賞賜的錢，我發現因為某些原因，讓您的信件經過華府轉過來。而且華府這些王八蛋，竟然扣了我95元的稅。